August 17, 2006

Professionals file metrosexual harassment lawsuit

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metro.jpgThe Gadget Obsessed Status Symbol Infatuated Professionals (GOSSIP) filed a metrosexual harassment lawsuit against NBC's Today Show and other chump-filled morning shows, alleging that in addition to [the shows] being as news-worthy as a Snakes On A Plane spoof on MySpace, the metrosexuals were "forced...to fake their death after being editorially raped," including "pos[ing] in metrosexually explicit positions," and exposing their raw sashimi to be "photographed and shown" on Reuters.


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